Just say NO to Emo

This is a classic MADtv clip that is sadly so true. Depress-A-Me street, haha. I would so buy one of these if they actually made them.

1. Give them a boyfriend

2. Give them a knife

What is a hipster you say? Well, my definition of a hipster is a mid 20’s person who claim to dislike all that is mainstream or popular. They really like indie music, which seems similar to emo kids. However, unlike emo’s they are quick to shun a band/artist the moment they end up on a soundtrack, TV commercial or on the radio. Hipsters also dislike mainstream fashion which makes them easily spotted since guys tend to wear tight fitting high water pants with their flannels or accessorizing with their bandannas worn as scarfs. Emo’s are similar in respect to their love of tight pants, but hipsters usually dress in a lighter shade compared to an emo’s dark bleak colored wearing selves. Read the rest of this entry »

Only 3 easy payments of $19.95. I’m surprised Billy Mays isn’t endorsing this.

Seriously, usually the douchey Emo hairstyle covers up one eye, but this Emotard is to the XTREME. He/She has his douchey Emo hair covering up both eyes! So how the fuck can he see? So much for having actual FUNCTIONAL hair.  Does the lack of sight give them one more thing to be emo about? Or maybe they don’t need to see anything but their own anguish?

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I am hoping this fad of emo pants will pass away soon, just as Cross Colours died in the 90’s. Who would have thought that wearing girls pants would be the next “great” fashion statement. Read the rest of this entry »

For a crying towel? To clean up the blood after they get beat up? No its to let the other emo’s know how they swing.  So what color do you wear?

Handkerchief code or hanky code (also known as bandana code and flagging) is a way of indicating, usually among gay male casual sex-seekers or BDSM practitioners in the leather subculture in the United States, Canada and Europe, whether they are a top or bottom, and what kind of sex they are seeking, by wearing cotton color-coded handkerchiefs (bandanas), usually in the back pocket. Hanky code was widely used in the 1970s as a gay code, however it is increasingly mainstream. Read the rest of this entry »

He lacks the certain physical stereotypes of your typical emo kid, but this kid has some dark issues. This is the best personal ad I’ve seen in a while, I think his best trait would be his brutal honesty. What do you think?

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Here is a classic clip of a emo girl. As usual, your are trying to analyze everything you see and how it relates to the dark world we live in. Everything dies eventually and it wasn’t even your bird. Like, Get over it already.