Just say NO to Emo

This is a classic MADtv clip that is sadly so true. Depress-A-Me street, haha. I would so buy one of these if they actually made them.

1. Give them a boyfriend 2. Give them a knife

Only 3 easy payments of $19.95. I’m surprised Billy Mays isn’t endorsing this.

Seriously, usually the douchey Emo hairstyle covers up one eye, but this Emotard is to the XTREME. He/She has his douchey Emo hair covering up both eyes! So how the fuck can he see? So much for having actual FUNCTIONAL hair.  Does the lack of sight give them one more thing to be emo about? [...]

He lacks the certain physical stereotypes of your typical emo kid, but this kid has some dark issues. This is the best personal ad I’ve seen in a while, I think his best trait would be his brutal honesty. What do you think? Looking for a Girlfriend – Watch more Funny Videos

Here is a classic clip of a emo girl. As usual, your are trying to analyze everything you see and how it relates to the dark world we live in. Everything dies eventually and it wasn’t even your bird. Like, Get over it already.

To me emo is just another streotype. A stereotype of tight jeans wearing, long fringy bangs brushed to the side of their face, tight t-shirt wearing, black color loving, introverted, depressed, suicidal young adults. I hope this is all just a fad that will fade away just as disco did. Until then, this site will be your daily fix for mocking fun of anything and everything emo.