http://www.no2emo.com Tue, 26 May 2009 02:31:37 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en This is a classic MADtv clip that is sadly so true. Depress-A-Me street, haha. I would so buy one of these if they actually made them. http://www.no2emo.com/2009/05/tickle-me-emo/ 1. Give them a boyfriend 2. Give them a knife http://www.no2emo.com/2009/05/how-to-cheer-up-an-emo-kid/ What is a hipster you say? Well, my definition of a hipster is a mid 20's person who claim to dislike all that is mainstream or popular. They really like indie music, which seems similar to emo kids. However, unlike emo's they are quick to shun a band/artist the moment ... http://www.no2emo.com/2009/05/are-hipsters-just-upbeat-emo-kids/ Only 3 easy payments of $19.95. I'm surprised Billy Mays isn't endorsing this. http://www.no2emo.com/2009/05/now-thats-what-i-call-emo-volume-2/ Seriously, usually the douchey Emo hairstyle covers up one eye, but this Emotard is to the XTREME. He/She has his douchey Emo hair covering up both eyes! So how the fuck can he see? So much for having actual FUNCTIONAL hair.  Does the lack of sight give them one more ... http://www.no2emo.com/2009/05/how-does-this-emo-douche-actually-see/ http://www.no2emo.com/2009/05/emo-motivational-posters/ I am hoping this fad of emo pants will pass away soon, just as Cross Colours died in the 90's. Who would have thought that wearing girls pants would be the next "great" fashion statement. How in the world do you even get them on when there so tight? Can ... http://www.no2emo.com/2009/05/emo-pants-need-to-die/ For a crying towel? To clean up the blood after they get beat up? No its to let the other emo's know how they swing.  So what color do you wear? Handkerchief code or hanky code (also known as bandana code and flagging) is a way of indicating, usually among gay ... http://www.no2emo.com/2009/05/why-do-emo-kids-where-bandanas-in-their-back-pocket/ He lacks the certain physical stereotypes of your typical emo kid, but this kid has some dark issues. This is the best personal ad I've seen in a while, I think his best trait would be his brutal honesty. What do you think? Looking for a Girlfriend - Watch more Funny ... http://www.no2emo.com/2009/05/is-this-emo/ Here is a classic clip of a emo girl. As usual, your are trying to analyze everything you see and how it relates to the dark world we live in. Everything dies eventually and it wasn't even your bird. Like, Get over it already. http://www.no2emo.com/2009/05/birds-are-dying/