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Tickle me Emo

admin — Tue, 26 May 2009 02:31:37 +0000

This is a classic MADtv clip that is sadly so true. Depress-A-Me street, haha. I would so buy one of these if they actually made them.

How to cheer up an Emo Kid

admin — Sun, 24 May 2009 12:50:51 +0000

1. Give them a boyfriend

2. Give them a knife

Are Hipsters just upbeat emo kids?

anti-emo — Sun, 24 May 2009 03:01:09 +0000

What is a hipster you say? Well, my definition of a hipster is a mid 20′s person who claim to dislike all that is mainstream or popular. They really like indie music, which seems similar to emo kids. However, unlike emo’s they are quick to shun a band/artist the moment they end up on a soundtrack, TV commercial or on the radio. Hipsters also dislike mainstream fashion which makes them easily spotted since guys tend to wear tight fitting high water pants with their flannels or accessorizing with their bandannas worn as scarfs. Emo’s are similar in respect to their love of tight pants, but hipsters usually dress in a lighter shade compared to an emo’s dark bleak colored wearing selves.

Hipsters hairstyles usually range from medium to long and is usually a little messy and parted to the side. Hipster can usually be found riding fixed gear bicycles, aka fixies, that they built from scratch. Some are painted some flamboyant colors to draw extra attention to them. Hipsters are usually seen shopping at thrift stores, while your emo kid can be found at your local Hot Topic.

So what do you think, are hipsters just plain jane emo kids? I think not. It is a whole separate subculture, who isn’t focusing on their life/world sucking as the emo kids are stuck on.

I just hope the culture does not catch on like emo has.

Another example of a group of hipsters

Fixed Gear Bike aka Fixie

Another Hipster fixie bike

Example of Hipster Flannel love

Now thats what I call Emo: Volume 2

admin — Sat, 23 May 2009 06:49:34 +0000

Only 3 easy payments of $19.95. I’m surprised Billy Mays isn’t endorsing this.

How does this emo douche actually see?

anti-emo — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:01:22 +0000

Seriously, usually the douchey Emo hairstyle covers up one eye, but this Emotard is to the XTREME. He/She has his douchey Emo hair covering up both eyes! So how the fuck can he see? So much for having actual FUNCTIONAL hair. Does the lack of sight give them one more thing to be emo about? Or maybe they don’t need to see anything but their own anguish?

Emo Motivational Posters

anti-emo — Sun, 17 May 2009 16:27:42 +0000

Emo pants need to die

anti-emo — Sun, 17 May 2009 06:05:14 +0000

I am hoping this fad of emo pants will pass away soon, just as Cross Colours died in the 90′s. Who would have thought that wearing girls pants would be the next “great” fashion statement. How in the world do you even get them on when there so tight? Can you even bend over in those? The best is when you have a “plus” size emo wearing emo pants. How does a guy go abouts purchasing a set of emo pants? Do they have to shop in the womens section? or are there actually clothing labels who cater to this emo style and make mangirl pants?

It doesn’t even look good on the girls. Well that may be in part because most of the girls I see wearing emo pants have huge asses or their hip to ass ratio is way off. But even it they are skinny, it just doesn’t look right ( see exhibit a)

Exhibit A

Why do emo kids where bandana’s in their back pocket?

anti-emo — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:21:47 +0000

For a crying towel? To clean up the blood after they get beat up? No its to let the other emo’s know how they swing. So what color do you wear?

Handkerchief code or hanky code (also known as bandana code and flagging) is a way of indicating, usually among gay male casual sex-seekers or BDSM practitioners in the leather subculture in the United States, Canada and Europe, whether they are a top or bottom, and what kind of sex they are seeking, by wearing cotton color-coded handkerchiefs (bandanas), usually in the back pocket. Hanky code was widely used in the 1970s as a gay code, however it is increasingly mainstream.

Today the bandanas are worn almost exclusively in the rear pocket, on the left side of the body for tops and on the right for bottoms, just as tops wear their keys on the left belt loop and bottoms on the right. In the past bandanas were also worn tied around the neck (with the knot positioned on either the left or right side); around the ankle (when wearing boots or when undressed); hung from the left or right side of the belt, or on other parts of the body.

Color	Meaning	Practice
Black	SM	Indicates the wearer’s interest in hardcore SM play, especially whipping.
Grey	Bondage	Play involving limiting the bottom’s ability to move or to escape.
White	Mutual masturbation
Red	Fisting
Light blue	Oral sex
Navy Blue	Anal sex
Pink (Hot Pink)	Dildos
Charcoal	Latex, PVC, or Rubber Fetish	^[3]
Yellow	Watersports	Urinating on (left), or being urinated upon by (right), another person
Medium Blue	Uniform fetish	Police uniforms or uniforms worn by other authority figures
Teal	Cock and ball torture
Khaki	Military Sex (Uniform fetish)	Likes wearing military uniforms
Olive drab	Military person ^[4]	Left: A military top; Right: a military bottom
Kelly green	sex for money	Left: a male prostitute; right: a john (someone looking for a prostitute)
Hunter green	Daddy/boy sex	Looking for a boy (left) or looking for a daddy (right)
Brown	Scat
Orange	Few limits	Wearers of orange bandanas are among the most experienced of leathermen or fetishists. Their fetishes are so numerous that the wearing of numerous bandanas would be impractical. When worn on the left, orange indicates that the wearer will top in relatively any fetish, anytime, anywhere. Conversely, when orange is worn on the right, it indicates the wearer will bottom in relatively any fetish, anytime, anywhere. Depending on the area you are from and the time frame orange on the right may mean not looking for any action right now. There is sometimes a stigma about “flagging” orange as it is sometimes thought that anyone willing to advertise an interest in “anything, any time, anywhere” is either mentally unstable or ignorant of what may really lay waiting.

Is this emo?

anti-emo — Fri, 15 May 2009 14:01:51 +0000

He lacks the certain physical stereotypes of your typical emo kid, but this kid has some dark issues. This is the best personal ad I’ve seen in a while, I think his best trait would be his brutal honesty. What do you think?

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Birds are Dying

anti-emo — Fri, 15 May 2009 03:50:54 +0000

Here is a classic clip of a emo girl. As usual, your are trying to analyze everything you see and how it relates to the dark world we live in. Everything dies eventually and it wasn’t even your bird. Like, Get over it already.